Today
Canton
Canoe expedition to Hudson Bay, Canada, presentation:7 p.m.today,room 123, Griffiths Arts Center, St. Lawrence University. Speaker: Phil Royce, SLU director of outdoor program. Free. Information: 229-5376.
Lowville
Stone soup supper:5 to 7 p.m.today,Trinity Church parish house. Submarine sandwiches. Free.
Massena
Roast pork dinner:5 p.m. until all are servedtoday,Grace United Methodist Church, 45 Route 37C. Takeouts available. Cost: $7; children 5 and older, $4; children 4 and younger, free. Information: 769-5618.
Norfolk
Rummage sale:9 a.m. to 4 p.m. and 6 to 8 p.m.today,and 9 a.m. to noonFriday,$2 bag sale, Norfolk United Methodist Church. From noon to 1 p.m.Friday,everything free. Information: Zenith Dallos, 384-3069.
Ogdensburg
Tobacco and smoking cessation counseling:5:30 to 7:30 p.m.today,auditorium, Claxton-Hepburn Medical Center. Free. Nicotine-replacement therapy patches, gum and lozenges available at no charge for those interested in quitting. Information: CHMC tobacco education, 393-8880, ext. 5344.
Potsdam
Annual spring rummage sale:Sponsored by Trinity Episcopal Church, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.today,and 9 a.m. to noonFriday,the church, Maple Street. Bag sale Friday. Household goods, spring and summer clothes.
Recital:8 p.m.today,Satterlee Hall college theater, SUNY Potsdam. Visiting professor of opera, Garth Bardsley, with SUNY Potsdam students. Cost: $5; students with SUNY ID, free.
Rensselaer Falls
Roast beef dinner:Sponsored by Kendrew Grange, 4:30 to 7 p.m.today,Grange hall. Cost: $7.50; children 5 to 12, $3.50; children 4 and younger, free. Proceeds benefit St. Lawrence County Pomona Grange.
Russell
Smorgasbord supper:5 p.m.today,Russell United Methodist Church. Cost: $6; children 5 to 12, $2.50; children 4 and younger, free.
Sackets Harbor
"Birds of the Great Lakes" Seaway Trail Series:Live turkey vulture, red-tailed hawk and other birds of prey, 6 p.m.today,Seaway Trail Discovery Center. Colleen Bernard, New York State Zoo at Thompson Park, Watertown, to speak. Admission: $5. Information: Peggy Morgia, 646-1000.
Watertown
"Bathroom Humor":By Bill Van Zandt and Jane Milmore. Adult comedy dinner theater presented by the Little Theatre of Watertown. Dinner, 7 p.m., followed by showtoday through Saturday,Great Hall, Trinity Parish House, 227 Sherman St. Cost: $27.50. Dinner choices: stuffed pork chop, fish, chicken or vegetarian lasagna roll. Reservations required by calling 788-6084.
Relay for Life mixer:5 p.m.today,Best Western Carriage House Inn, 300 Washington St. Food, beer, wine, soda, music and 50/50 raffle. Cost: $25. Tickets, Best Western front desk. Proceeds donated to American Cancer Society.
Benefit:Sponsored by Sacred Heart daycare, 5 to 8 p.m.today,Burger King, Arsenal Street. Information: 782-3060.
West Stockholm
Roast pork supper:5 p.m. until all are servedtoday,West Stockholm United Methodist Church. Cost: $7, children 5 to 12; $4; children 4 and younger and senior citizens older than 90, free. Takeouts available, 50 cents extra.
Tomorrow
Adams
"Clue":Presented by the South Jefferson Central High School Drama Club, 7 p.m.Friday and Saturday,high school auditorium, Clarke Building, Route 11. Admittance by donation.
Clayton
Spring fling adult social:Sponsored by Thousand Islands Teachers' Association and St. Mary's Knights of Columbus, 7 p.m.Friday,Knights of Columbus Hall, James Street. Admission: $5. Cash bar, DJ, refreshments and raffles. Proceeds benefit TIEA Scholarship Fund.
Hopkinton
Food pantry:10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.Friday,Hopkinton town hall. Information: Geo Macy, 328-4168, or Mary Converse, 328-4681.
Lowville
Child safety seat check:Conducted by Lewis County Public Health, 9 a.m. to noonFriday,Public Safety Building. No appointment needed. Information: Public Health, 376-5453.
Massena
Rummage sale:Benefits the Women's Fellowship of Emmanuel Congregational Church, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.Friday,Adath Israel Synagogue, Church and West Orvis streets. Clothing, jewelry, furniture, appliances, exercise equipment and knickknacks. $1 bag sale, 2 to 4 p.m.
Blood pressure testing:Sponsored by Massena Senior Citizens, 10 to 11 a.m.Friday,Massena Community Center multi-purpose room, 61 Beach St.
Morley
Bullhead supper:Sponsored by Morley Fire Department, 4:30 p.m.Friday,Morley Bingo Hall. Cost: $8.50; children 5 to 12, $5.50; children younger than 5, free.
Philadelphia
Dance:Sponsored by Indian River Community Youth Organization, 7 p.m.Friday,Philadelphia Fire Hall. Disc jockey Billy Ballistic. For students in grades six through 12.
Potsdam
Poetry reading:SUNY Potsdam student winners of sixth annual North Country Schools Peace Poetry Contest, 7 p.m.Friday,Dunn Hall Theater, SUNY Potsdam. Winning poems published in "North Country Schools Peace Poetry - 2008". Free.
Potsdam Rock Orchestra:7:30 p.m.Friday, KnowlesMultipurpose Room, SUNY Potsdam. Features music from Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Bon Jovi, Journey and "Phantom of the Opera." Tickets: in advance, $4; at the door, $5. Available at Student Government Office, Barrington Student Union. Bear Express accepted. Information: www.potsdamrockorchestra.com.
Watertown
Lemondrops Relay for Life fundraiser:Doors open at 5 p.m.Friday,Italian-American Civic Association, 192 Bellew Ave. Pizza, snacks, raffles, 50-50, door prizes. Dance, 7 to 11 p.m., Frozen Cactus band. Information: Lisa Carpenter, 785-3320.
"Art Literally" art show, gala and sale:To benefit the American Red Cross and Flower Memorial Library, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.Friday,at the library, 229 Washington St. Includes Jim Burr on piano, hors d'oeuvres, wine and beer. Works include watercolor, acrylics, pottery, sculpture, quilts, jewelry, furniture as well as original art by Viggo Mortensen, Michael Ringer, Larry Barone, Chris Miller. Artists donate a portion of each sale to the library and the Red Cross. Tickets: $40 per person; $75 per couple.
Community orchestra and wind ensemble concert:7:30 p.m.Friday,Sturtz Theater, Jefferson Community College. Free admission. Information: JCC Continuing Education Division, 786-2438.
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